Poison_11
Looking for a guy who doesn't think monogamy is something you make dining room tables out of...
34–Divorced–Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa
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About Her
| Country of Origin: | United Kingdom |
| Current Location: | Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa |
| Gender: | Female |
| Age: | 34 |
| Star Sign: | Libra |
| Height: | 168cm (5' 6.1") |
| Body Type: | Slim |
| Looks: | Attractive |
| Hair Colour: | Dark Brown |
| Eye Colour: | Blue |
| Ethnicity: | White/Caucasian |
| Home Language: | English |
| Other Languages: | None |
| Religion: | Spiritual, but not religious |
| Marital Status: | Divorced |
| Relationship Types: | Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage |
| Have Children: | Yes, living with me |
| Want Children: | No |
| Eating Habits: | Eat most things |
| Smoking Habits: | Occasional Smoker |
| Drinking Habits: | Occasional Drinker |
| Education: | Some University / College |
| Occupation: | Technical / Science / Engineering |
| Income: | Enough |
Her Narratives
Why should you get to know Poison_11?
Here it goes: I'm opening the floodgates of my psyche and inviting you inside. Put on a butcher's frock, it could get messy. I'm going to unveil myself.
This is epic. Your golden ticket to my innermost mental sanctum. What I'm about to tell you is formerly classified information. Big news. The very heart of darkness.
I like Terry Pratchet, red wine, pizza and chocolate mousse... Whew - that's a load off my chest... Deep...
She describes her ideal match thus:
Meeting a guy over the internet is scary. It's kind of like swimming in piranha infested waters wearing a pork chop bikini.
We're talking about the meaning of life here. And it's to find someone whom you can grow old, fat, and ugly with. Our romantic rituals revolve around complete strangers negotiating for sex, then attempting to become friends. It's as if our society demands there's a dating you and a real you, and a relationship happens when two people agree to abandon the mutual lie... Which is partially why I've spent so many years driving relationships off of cliffs and wrapping them around trees...
So anyway... I'm looking for the guy who has overcome the desire to repress the passion which has been curled up dormant in his guts his whole life, waiting for a chance to burst out of him like a spring-loaded alien... A man who will give me his ears as well as his heart...
It also helps if said man isn't looking for a bimbo with cheese grater abs... On the rare occasions I've braved a gym, I've generally emerged 5 minutes later sweaty, wheezing, and mumbling about the virtues of my great personality under my breath.
About Her Ideal Match
| Country of Origin: | Anywhere in the World |
| Current Location: (Non-negotiable) | Bedfordview; Edenvale; Midrand; Randburg; Sandton; Johannesburg (Gauteng, South Africa) |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age Range: (Non-negotiable) | 34 - 39 |
| Star Sign: | Any |
| Height: (Decidedly important) | 178cm (5' 10.1") - 197cm (6' 5.6") |
| Body Type: (Non-negotiable) | Slim; Average; Athletic |
| Looks: (Decidedly important) | Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive |
| Hair Colour: (Decidedly important) | Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black; Greying |
| Eye Colour: | Any |
| Has Photo: | Non-negotiable |
| Ethnicity: (Non-negotiable) | White/Caucasian |
| Home Language: (Non-negotiable) | English |
| Other Languages: | Any |
| Religion: (Non-negotiable) | Agnostic; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox |
| Marital Status: (Non-negotiable) | Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed |
| Have Children: | Any |
| Want Children: (Slightly important) | No; Maybe |
| Eating Habits: | Any |
| Smoking Habits: | Any |
| Drinking Habits: | Any |
| Education: (Non-negotiable) | High school; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral |
| Occupation: | Any |
| Income: | Any |
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